E-Mail Rules!

Let me sing the praises of using e-mail, in contrast to calling one on the telephone:

1. One cannot accidentally interrupt one's drive home from the cemetery after burying one's last and dearest grandparent.
2. One cannot accidentally awaken one at 6:30 in the morning by forgetting the difference in time zones.
3. One cannot risk having one hang up on one after being awakened at 6:30 in the morning.

Just a few of the benefits of using e-mail.